it's a plague, and you're invited

despazito:

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

hungwy:

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

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action–cats:

headspace-hotel:

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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fluentisonus:

notes apps are like:

  • carrots
  • yoghurt
  • bread
  • history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??
  • flour
  • meds

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